Here’s my first contest for this year. All you have to do is write your funniest or best Filipino pick up line at the comment section below. Pick up lines like “May lisesnya ka ba? Kasi you’re driving me crazy!”
You need to be original. Do not copy from Bubble Gang’s Boy Pick Up such as “Kanin ka ba? Kasi dalawang beses ko nang binagsak tung subject na to” hahaha!
Well, not exactly like that but as those from the Bubble Gang casts’ uttered pick up lines. Those that are said in the show or come from the Internet are not allowed. If you do this you will be disqualified. So make your own. Just a few words with those witty prose between the lines, you will win $25. Just like that. Be unique.
There two comments sections below: the Facebook Social Media Plugin and my blog’s default theme comment box. Just choose between the two. If you want to use the Facebook Social Plugin, you need to be logged in to your Facebook account in order to post your pick up line.
You can post as many as you want as long as they’re yours. We will know if your joke is not original by searching it in Google. Easy as that. So be unique.
The prize–as I mentioned–will be $25, equivalent to 1017 Pesos. The $25 price will be given through the winner’s PayPal account. So you need to have a Paypal account in order to win. No Paypal account no prize.
The winner will be announced on March 10, 2013 at exactly 11:59 PM. So you have one week to join this contest. Alright?
So that’s it. Good luck! Wooooot! 
UPDATE: 11/03/2013 12:01 AM
Due to public demand (sorry nakatulog ako kagabi), the contest is extended until March 16, 2013 at same time 11:59 PM. We would have chosen a winner. But since some of the pick-up lines posted are not original, so not too tough a competition for those who tried hard to produce unique pick up lines. SO I give chance for others to join. Sali na! It’s fun! Wooooot!
UPDATE: March 17, 2012 10:13 AM:
We have a winner. And the chosen winner judged by my board of judges is no other than Kurt Damada. This is his entry: “Boss Noy ang ka gwapohan mo ay parang HANGIN!KC hindi makikita pero mararamdam ng mga BABAE!”
Other contestants have been disqualified because their pick up lines are not original.
So paging paging Kurt Damada. Send me your PayPal email to my email address nonoy@cebuanddavao.com with the subject “Pick Up Line Winner.”
So congratulations Kurt Damada! I will be hosting another contest on my next post. So stay tuned. Woooot!
BOY::: Saan ka galing kagabi??
GIRL:: Bakit?
BOY:: Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko :p
Kabboommm!!!
BOY ::: Saan ka galing kagabi??
GIRL?? Bakit??
BOY:: Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.
:p
KaaaaBoooommmm!!!
Wow..Thank you so much boss noy.. :0
hehehehe..
To all who join the contest wagkaung mawalan ng pag-asa kc madami pang contest c boss noy na darating.. at sasali rin ako..hehehhee
BOYTO: Kadungog naka anang estorya nga “WALA PA” ug “AKO PUD”?
BOKU: Wala pa,
BOYTO: awww.. ako pud.
:3
Boss Noy ang ka gwapohan mo ay parang HANGIN!
KC hindi makikita pero mararamdam ng mga BABAE!
BoooooMMMMMM!
Hahahaha! Ganun? Ok ah!
Kurt. Panalo ka! Send me your paypal email to nonoy@cebuanddavao.com. Read the update above.
Boy: Miss, heart attack ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because my heart skips a beat when I see you.
BOOM! HAHAHAH
Woooohhhh Ok na ok Ravez.
Mag Syota nag Chat sa FB:
Girl: bhe, di nako mag dugay ha kay nasuko na si papa, imud mud daw niya akong nawong sa keyboard kung di pako mag undang.
Boy: Gusto pa man ko makig chat nimo.
Girl: di na pwede bhe, kay imudmod ni papa akongdakmndwadwadwd djaknwidhqwifuj3dwa9guweljklj1riopiapkwwwwqodalkd,dlmk km mnjqsHWDADJKJGRESIJFVmfkwefmkmqkmpppkl;bm,;lm;slem;f;qkij1i..
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hahahahaha!
LLLLUUUUUfffeeetttttt mmmooooo PINOY Forum..
Ikaw na!
hahaha! Ang lufeeeet!!
BOY: para kang lechon baboy!
GIRL: (galit) ANo!!!
BOY: kasi ikaw ang pinaka masarap at favorite ko. :*
BOY: para kang CR namin,
GIRL: Ewww. bakit naman?
BOY: kasi ayaw ko sa iba gusto ko sayo lang.
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la na maisip…
BOY: bulsa ka ba?
GIRL: ngano man?
BOY: paku-uta ko bi?
Ukaya ko beh???
BOY: akin ka na kung mali ang hinala ko, ikaw ba si Elizabeth?
GIRL: o_0
BOY: alam mo gatas daw ay nag papaganda ng katawan,
GIRL: so?
BOY: F***! gaano kadami ba ang ininum mo!
Calendar ka ba?
Kasi I want to be your DATE.
Hahaha. Pahabol kuya noy!
Wow! haha! Sana naging calendar ang lahat ng mga magaganda s mundo. hehe. I like it dude!
Pahabol Boss…
Gusto ko sa kabute tau magdate!
Bakit?
Kc mushroom-mantic doon!
Booooommmm!
heheheheh
bwuahahahahahahaha!!! Boooom!!
Girl: Alam mo, para kang kasuy.
Boy: Bakit naman?
Girl: Kita na kasi buto mo eh.
Hmmm. Pwede pwede. Ok to kasi original! hehe Thanks Pinoy forum.
Alam mo ba ang EXERCISE na hindi nakakapayat?
yun, yung TUMATAKBO ka sa isip ko habang TAMATABA ang puso ko.
BOY: Ito may banat ako na malupit!
GIRL: Wag na baka mabanatan pa kita jan!!!
BOY:
BOY: Hi Beautiful!!!
Girl: (Galit) Tse! Huwag mo nga akong lokohin.
Extra: Oo nga, wag mo nga siyang lokohin. Matagal na niyang alam na hindi siya Maganda.
BOY: Uy papasok na ko.
GIRL: San?
BOY: Sa puso mo.
…..
pinaka corny hahaha.
Kuya noy ! sayang sana pala sumali ako hehehehe… share na lang po ako ng pick-up line ko hehehe…
Boy: Ayaw ko na ng bracelet!
Girl: bakit?
Boy: kase… Gusto ko na ay hIKAW!!!!
Mmmmm. I like it.
OO pwede pang sumali; hanggang mamayang gabi ang contest. Wooot!
Girl: You know what, ang sarap mo pala no?!
Boy: (kinikilig) Really? eh hindi mo pa naman ako natitikman, nasasarapan ka na sa akin?
Girl: Hindi naman kita kailangang tikman eh. Ang sarap mo kasi eh. Ang sarap mong UPAKAN!
BOY: Dilis kaba?
Girl: Bakit?
BOY: kasi habang tumatagal nagiging delicious ka.
Kaya kong pigilan pag naiihi na ako,
at mas lalong kaya kong pigilan pag naiiyak ako,
Pero ang isa sa pinaka mahirap pigilan ay ang….
ang pag-ngiti everytime na maiisip kita!
BOY: Sagbot ka?
GIRL: Dili. Ngano man?
BOY: Nalibog man gud ko kung asa ka ilabay, sa malata ba o dili malata.
BOY: Pwede ba i-turn off na lang ang suga?
GIRL: Ngano man?
BOY: Para kitang duha ang mag-ON…
hehe parang narinig ko na yan. hehe.:-)
BOY: Kaliwat ka ug kabaw noh?
GIRL: Ngano man?
BOY: Ingon man gud akong kasing-kasing nga “TAMA-RAW” nga higug-maon ka.
Mmmm. Kelangan original fre. hehe
Lalake: mis.. Tanum ka?
Girl: korny moh..Unsa? kay, nganu man?
Lalake: Pa.a nimo puro ugat..
Barikus diay! haha
Pareng noy, hindi ito Pick Up Line, Share lang. hehe
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lami jud pminaw f nay ka “i luv u”
or f nay mg ask “ngkaon nka?”
pkapin “amping ha”labi na f nay mgsulti ug “i mis u”
bt f wla, don’t lose hope..pwd mn sad………
i luv me
ngkaon nba me?
amping me!
i mis me!
wer na me?
naa na me!
SELF SUPPORT buh..pwd pah gni nobody, nobody but me! hahaa…
Hahahaha!
Para kang cactus.
Kasi handa akong masaktan, mayakap ka lang.
Pwede na ba yan Noy
Wow! hahahaha! Ok na ok ah! Thanks Henry!
Kaya lang nah publish nah;kelangan original.
Nakita ko yan online medyo ok kaya nilagay ko dito, hehehe
Aw. hehehe
Panaginip ka ba?
KC kung panaginip ka ayaw ko ng gumising!
BOOOMMM! Pick up of the day!
haha! Ayoko nang magising. Ako’y takot sa dilim. Mabuti pang magpahangin at magpaka lasing.:-)
Pik Pak Booooooom!!!! haha
Boy: Globe ka ba?
Girl: hmp! luma na yan! sasabihin mo ako ung mundo mo!.
Boy: naunsa ka? makitxt ra unta ko kay globe akong itxt! tagam!
waaaaaaahhhhhhahahahahaha!!!
A-Yoast ha..
SEO ka ba?
Kasi you’re always NUMBER ONE in my heart.
All original para sayo master Noy! LOL
Mmmmmm! galeng galeng. I like it Raven!
DALAWANG ARAW lang kita gustong makasama sa buong buhay ko… Araw-Araw… BOOM!!!
Ang galing mo boss noy!
Wow! Ok ah! I like it!
Banko ba ako??? Eh kasi lagi mu nlang akung inuutangan.
haha! fwede fwede.
You know what? I’ll just scare the hell out of you, that way, you’ll always be in heaven
Mmmmm. Interesting. Thanks dude!